Kirk: If you have ten cookies, and someone takes away half, what do they have?
Chekov: A broken hand
What Deran’s saying: Craig’s being a total asshole. He already scared Linc away from me. What he’s actually meaning: I’m all free and ready to be yours, baby, and I have literally no idea why I tried to date anyone but you after that kiss in the back of my bar.
What Adrian’s saying: Linc’s gone, huh? What he’s actually meaning: Fucking YESSSS!!!
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I love you, but I really don’t know how to say it and I just need you to tell me what you feel first, because I’m fucking scared.
What Adrian’s saying: You can like him. What he’s actually meaning: I know I can’t rule over your feelings, but that wont stop me from being heartbroken. Gonna try and wait with the crying until you’ve left though.
What Deran’s saying: Nah, I mean, I-I really didn’t like him. What he’s actually meaning: Are you fucking deaf, man, I’m trying to tell you that I FUCKING LOVE YOU, you idiot and I’ve never said that to anyone before and you’re supposed to be the smart one of us, so you gotta fucking help me because I’m a goddamn Cody and you know feelings aren’t exactly my thing!!!
He appeared to me. Here, in this room. He blessed me and made the sign of the cross. But he was silent, and his image faded almost as soon as I saw it.
― let them not forgive me, but i will always remember you.
О Боже, это так мило))) И так радует, что на родном языке))
В волосах Джима играет солнце, а в глазах ещё сонной негой блуждает ночь, но он посыпается, чтобы сказать пару слов. И ведь знает, что потом не уснёт. Просыпается вновь и вновь, каждое утро, чтобы Леонард не говорил ему, как бы не старался переубедить, солнечный мальчик всегда поступает по-своему. Потягивается в кровати и встаёт за кофе, который МакКой каждое утро варит на двоих, даже если опаздывает и впереди тяжёлый день. А когда тот возвращается с ночной смены, ранним утром, ещё в предрассветной темноте, где-то около четырёх, его всегда ждёт тёплый травяной чай в термосе, взбитая подушка и приподнятый край одеяла. И так каждое утро, день за днём, в мелких ссорах, невзгодах и заботах, когда голова идёт кругом и хочется скорее вернуться домой, заколотить досками двери и окна, чтобы внешний мир, такой враждебный и холодный, не смог достать тебя, константой остаётся солнечный мальчик, просыпающийся каждое утро, что бы пожелать прекрасного дня, и ведь знает, что потом не уснёт.
Bones: *insults Kirk*
Someone: *agrees*
Bones: How dare you.
Omg, it's so cuuute
Perfect early Christmas present.
The complete Icelandic staves / Ásatrú symbol series. (Artwork 2015)
Reupload of one of my most popular posts.
Each artwork is representing an element. They are presented here in the following order : fire, earth, metal, water, wood and air. The symbols are accompanied by stanzas of the Hávamál or Völuspá, written in runes.
Disclaimer for purists : admittedly for aesthetic effect only, as these runes are Elder Futhark and thus predates the viking era by a few centuries. (Let’s not even go into the subject of Icelandic staves which are even a lot younger than that). The transcription is also a wild approximation, again accuracy wasn’t a concern during the creative process.
1) Fire : Helm of Terror
Cattle die and kinsmen die, thyself too soon must die, but one thing never, I ween, will die fair fame of one who has earned.
2) Earth : Vegvísir
Happy is he who hath in himself praise and wisdom in life; for oft doth a man ill counsel get when ‘tis born in another’s breast
3) Metal : Hólastafur
Hard is it in the world, great whoredom, an axe age, a sword age, shields shall be cloven, a wind age, a wolf age, ere the world sinks.
4) Water : Veiðistafur
He welcomes the night who has enough provisions Short are the sails of a ship, Dangerous the dark in autumn, The wind may veer within five days, And many times in a month.
5) Wood : Varnarstafur Valdemars
An ash I know, Yggdrasil its name, With water white is the great tree wet; Thence come the dews that fall in the dales, Green by Urth’s well does it ever grow.
6) Air : Valknut
Thought and Memory each morning fly Over the vast earth: Thought, I fear, may fail to return, But I fear more for Memory.