Oh Whats All This About "intuitive Eating?" Sounds Pretty Slick. (forgets To Eat Until Starving, Binges

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

oh this is wonderful ._.

Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

Edit: If you want a physical copy of this comic!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

houseplant type friend

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.