I'm So Sick Of People Saying Water Doesn't Taste. Water Fuckin TASTES

oh whats all this about "intuitive eating?" sounds pretty slick. (forgets to eat until starving, binges on junk food in a panic, repeat)

*banging on the driver side window of your Honda Civic* WHAT are your dogs pronouns

assignmence

clocking in at my job at Warcrimes Inc. with my 13 year old coworker who i fucking hate

“This is a song about making a contract with your solitude that you want to hold it to later on and expect to be able to wag your finger and say, ‘You said.’”

— John Darnielle introducing In Memory of Satan, Cagnegie Hall on 2013-01-15

the dubious philosophy of salmon

im having way too much fun

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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns