>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
I think my main problem with modern clothing is that nothing's got volume anymore. Like historically there's been so much clothing that's just BIG, bulky, meant to be flashy and volumnous and not look like it was just spray painted on the body. I mean yeah I do wear skinny jeans on purpose but what if instead of a hoodie I wanted to wear a big fuck-off fancy little purely decorational off-the shoulder cape? Consider:
Big brimmed hat, big boots, skinny jeans, t-shirt and a big wide short cloak that covers up like half of me. Not for any body image reasons or other insecurities. I just think that if I wished, I should be able to discreetly conceal carry a small dog.
Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today
i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen
the weight of all the things you (haven't) done.
wild pear tree by Kaveh Akbar
the dubious philosophy of salmon
It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there