Crossing Roads Is Easy If They Killed Me It Would Haunt Them Forever But I Wouldn’t Even Care At All

NO WAY

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

excerpt from an old poem i’m reworking on the voyeurism of grief

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

2014–2016: omg same

2017–2019: this is so relatable

2020–2024: why did you have to attack me like that

2025–2028: and so we are truly no more different than two leaves of the same tree

Mushroom Playing Keyboard

It's nuts that Antarctica is just down there. On this planet. With me. I want to know what's going on in there

clocking in at my job at Warcrimes Inc. with my 13 year old coworker who i fucking hate