Kinda Wild How My Parents Have Known Me For Longer Than Literally Anybody Else On The Planet And They

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

2014–2016: omg same

2017–2019: this is so relatable

2020–2024: why did you have to attack me like that

2025–2028: and so we are truly no more different than two leaves of the same tree

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

Mushroom Playing Keyboard

Hanif Abdurraqib, They Can't Kill Us Until They Kill Us

working retail

Harrison Wood Hsiang