Latest Posts by lurkinin - Page 2
Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line
tumblr: on languages
being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin
here's a mel illustration I started a while ago! Trying to finish it for LBM ✨️
The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.
So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.
Why does this remind me of someone?
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
She did an amazing job cleaning my weird ass sketch up btw. I‘m hella grateful!
Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.
As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this
I read this and was like „I really wanna draw a rat king now“ and I was kinda satisfied with the sketch I made at work while being bored, I was like lmao maybe I‘ll get it tattooed.
Anyway so my tattoo artist then chimed in and was like, aight next tuesday it is then! And lo and behold:
Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.
As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this
I got only two 👉👈
They‘re both already there
cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them
Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.
As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this
that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO
These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
Dudes get divorced at 45 and realize they don't know how to cook or clean or do taxes and suddenly they get really into avenging some city state that was humiliated 1000 years ago. (Drunk driving with a firearm)
'The Fairy Tailor' by Charles Edward Burton Bernard, (1890 - 1977).
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READ AHEAD ON KOFI!
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
you are now witnessing the first ever fanart of 2007's seminal hit PING PONG PLAYA
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANSGENDER.
The true tumblr experience is simping for a drawn character (you don‘t even know the fandom of) I believe. ✨
Some more fashionshow art hehe
Suggestive art below the cut (if you click on this and complain, i warned you idk what to tell you-)
Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from
Get sniffed Fucker!
you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person
Wait, is victor an onion?!?
I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me
I am stronger than this
Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...
Hi, Friend by maryesthermunoz on Instagram
To The People I Pass On The Train At Night - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky