Latest Posts by malarkeyenthusiast - Page 8

I have inadvertently created the perfect storm. I teach high school math, including a statistics course where students are currently learning to collect and display data. I also run a mini cosmere library out of my desk for my young nerds.

This has led to grading student-made surveys during lunch only to be jumpscared by these responses.

I'm mostly fine

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

". . .On the second day, he declared that he needed a rock.”

“A . . . rock.”

“He hopped out of the wagon and found one, then he hit himself on the head with it.

Did it three or four times.

Came right back to the wagon with an odd grin, and said . . ."

This little scene keeps making me laugh so I had to draw it

This seems like it could be a lot of fun as a horror game, like you have to decide if each customer is a skinwalker or a normal human and shoot only the skinwalkers, and the really annoying humans

🎶Can we pretend that fluffy chicks in my hand are like dandelions? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...🎶

me : i could really use a wish right now....

the delightful dandelion:

I have two simultaneous thoughts about this...

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE FUZZY MOUSES!

Winter Nocturne by Mariusz Lewandowski

i’ve wanted to draw something akin to a diary entry delving deep into kaladin’s struggles (it was hard to choose which struggle because boi did he have many). i picked the one i resonated with the most in a different way. his dad wanting him to be a surgeon and help people and kal wishing so badly to become a solidier because he believes it is the same thing a healer does ; they protect lives. anyways, i hope you like the art! journey before destination, fellas <3

Spring.

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

pup star

just remembered how during christmas break we got stopped at three different tsa checks cause they had no idea what the Dense Block in my moms backpack could be other than a bomb or brick of drugs. shout out Way of Kings by brandon sanderson!

this thing is 4x2.5x7 inches. literally more than half as thick as it is wide.

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

There are two remaining sources of stability in this timeline. Waffle House and Tony Hawk. If either of them falls, chaos will reign.

Top personajes de Elantris, de Brandon Sanderson.

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Skills I Haven’t Yet Acquired

Mercy. Grace. Kindness.  The perfect

cup of tea just hot enough

to salvage what is left

after the shattering. How not

to run away. How not to

overstay a welcome. How

to balance.  How to fall.

How to rise with ease, enough

of all this clenched-fist mid-day

weary. How to marry

Peace and Wit

and make them love each other.

How to do the laundry

every week instead of

every month. How not to miss

somebody. How to miss

somebody. How to take it

when I am forgiven.

Unclenched jaw. Sleeping

well. 

when my parents' cats are nice to me: "aww it's because they smell your cat"

when my parents' cats are mean to me: "ah, it's because they smell your cat"

honestly they're probably right tho

And when Hebrews said that Jesus "taste[d] death for every man" and I Corinthians said "Death is swallowed up in victory" and "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."

When the Apostle Paul said “Where, O Death, is your victory? Where, O Death, is your sting?” and John Donne said “Death, be not proud,” and the Arcadian Wild said “May you know Death lost already,” and

hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)

@kadethecat @biocrafthero @littlest-bugz @the-hydra-sys @anyone else who sees this!!

i have one piece theories but only insane ones

reading elantris after mistborn is painful because vin and elend could have solved that plot before the prologue was finished

Thank you for the advice, I removed all of the mirrors from my car and it's so much more efficient now.

little endian and big endian are the stupidest terms in programming but i will defend them to my dying breath

Brandon Sanderson coming to the correct conclusion that Mistborn had too many male characters in it, and fixing his error by giving us Shallan, Siri, Vivenna, Steris, Marasi, Jasnah, Venli, Navani, Tress, Yumi, Akane, Eshonai, Sylphrena, Lift, Cord, Rysn, accidentally writing Navaniel, and correctly having MeLaan dump Wayne and Jasnah dump Hoid.

Now put more husbands in the fridge besides Gavilar and all will be right in the Cosmere.