I'm easily manipulated by hairy chests
i can’t believe during a buff women shortage the last of us decided to make abby a regular girl. not a toned bicep in sight. buff death
yeah like no hate to the actress!! but man what a loss for buff women lovers everywhere. i just have to stare at my moodboard instead.
Teared 🩹🩸
🪖👱🏻♂️🪝💀👻🔪 (if you know you know)
Happy Halloween !!!🎃
i think im just not worth getting close to
Soap gets one of those fucking art kits that every child who enjoyed art got that we can't use.
Ghost gets his favorite Sargent.
Just to clarify, that positive pregnancy test in Gaz's box is his. I'm going to impregnate that man.
Price gets a day off.
Alex is certainly a wife guy. He gets a shirt that shows how much he loves his wife and burn cream because he blew himself up for his wife once, and he likely will do it again.
König gets 30 seconds of straight pepper spray directly into his eyes. If he closes his eyes, I will hold them open and resume.
Roach gets a speak and spell. Feel like he would use it to cause chaos during briefings.
Nikolai would get a copy of Cold Chains for Old Men Magazine and a gold chain.
Farah gets to CRANK THAT MFING HOG
Laswell gets a couples massage with her wife
Graves gets bass pro shop opossum (Russell 2)
Makarov gets coal, though, it kind of backfires because he goes on a rant about how cold is underrated and that Russia is the 6th highest global producer and the third highest consumer, but when he takes over he'll maximize production.
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
small bear!price doodle for my upcoming comic. He's so cuteee
Never misses, even in style
21, Genderfluid, Any PronounsHi! I'm very new to Tumblr, and a chronic lurker
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