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Deckard: My boyfriend is too tall for my to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Owen: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Hattie: Tackle him.

Magdalene: Dump him.

Luke: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Deckard: This date is boring.

Luke: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Deckard: Then why the fuck did you invite me?

Luke: I specifically said, “Don’t come with me” and you said, “Fuck you, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.

Shaw: Don’t that this the wrong way, but I love you.

Hobbs: So how exactly am I supposed to take that?

Luke: What does “take out” mean to you?

Deckard: Food.

Hattie: Date.

Owen: Murder.

Magdalene: All three if you’re not a coward.

Luke: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who hasn’t even said sorry.

Deckard: Not to be dramatic, but I’d literally rather die.

Deckard: HEY! HEY—

Luke, whispering: Shhh. Sam is sleeping.

Deckard, whispering: Sorry.

Luke, whispering: What’s up?

Deckard, whispering: There’s a fire.

Luke: What’s your blood type?

Deckard: How would I know?

Luke: How would you not?

Deckard: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Luke: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

Luke: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All Eteon has is fear-mongering and lies.

Deckard: Oh my god they’re going to win.

Deckard, running into Sam’s room: Do you want to make $5?

Sam: How?

Deckard: I need you to take the blame for something.

Luke, from the hallway: Oh my god!

Sam: What did you do?

Deckard: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Luke: OH MY GOD!

Sam: Make it $10.

Deckard: Luke and I are no longer friends

Luke: Deck, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating

Luke, to Deckard: Tell her.

Deckard, to Sam: I apologize for saying “fuck” earlier.

Sam: You just said it again.

Deckard: I am not a role model.

Sam: Obviously.

Owen Shaw: [to Deckard Shaw & Hattie Shaw] I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.

Deckard: Has anyone seen my top?

Owen: Yeah, Hobbs is in the kitchen.

Hobbs & Shaw

- OKAY I KNOW A LITTLE OFF BRAND BUT ALSO LIKE TOTALLY NOT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

Hobbs & Shaw idea.

Something happens. I don’t really care what it is but the result is that Shaw has to move in with Hobbs and his daughter.

Shaw says he hates it but it’s been a long time since he had anyone around like that. Like always there at the end of the day and in the mornings. It’s kind of nice.

They make fun of each others morning routines, they argue, they both make sure that Sam has her lunch for school. 

And Shaw absolutely wont admit it but he loves being the ‘bad influence dad’. 

Shaw takes Sam for fancy tea, and teaches her how to pick a lock and play poker. He calls her ‘Honey.’ At first in a ‘listen honey.’ kind of way but then like in an actually affectionate dad way.

He even has to pick her up from the principals office one time and the school is like… ‘oh. OH!’ and totally think that Hobbs and Shaw are together together.

And it takes them a while to realize that they basically are. 

They are husbands and dads and they save the world together but only if it doesn’t interfere with their obligations to Sam.

Sorry we can’t come save the world until after Sam’s flute recital.

I don’t even really care if they kiss or not.

(even though they definitely would. They would get in a fight and they would just like smash there mouths together and be confused and BOTH talk to Sam about their feelings because Hobbs is all about open communication and Shaw is new at this but she means a lot to him and he values her opinion. and she’s like… wait you mean you haven’t been like… together this whole time?)

Just give me this weird little family rom-com.

Songs I associate with Hobbs and Shaw + others

1. Shobbs– West Coast by Imagine Dragons

2. Shobbs– All of Me by John Legend

3. Shobbs– Born to be yours by Kygo and Imagine Dragons

4. Shobbs– Someone to You by Banners

5. Shaw siblings– You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

6. Shaw siblings– Play Dirty by Kevin McAllister

7. Shaw Siblings– Hey Brother by Avicii

8. Deckard Shaw– Anti Hero by Sekai no Owari

9. Deckard Shaw– I’m a Wanted Man by Royal Deluxe

10. Owen Shaw– Hey Look Ma, I made it by Panic! at the disco

11. Owen Shaw– Cuckoo by Adam Lambert

12. Hattie Shaw– Alpha by Little Destroyer

13. Hattie Shaw– Natural by Imagine Dragons

14. Luke Hobbs– Dog Days are Over by Florence + The Machine

15. Luke Hobbs– Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab

16. Brixton Lore– My Evil Plan to Save the World by Five Iron Frenzy 

17. The whole FF Series– Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore

18. The whole FF Series– Go!! by Flow

19. The whole FF Series– New Kings by Sleeping Wolf

20. The whole FF Series– Home by Machine Gun Kelly

If anyone has any songs they associate with these characters/ships from the FF series/HaS, then feel free to add on! I’d love to see what everyone else thinks