The Sides' Quirks When Entering A New House, Based On My Own

Me: Oh haha I make funny posts sometimes, people probably see them in the tags, I wonder how many people have followed me haha

Expectation: Like 3 or smth

Reality: 52

Me: *spits out water*

Me: What tHE F—

"Femboy" is a wonderful term. But I was thinking, what happens when you get older, and you're too old to be a 'boy' but too young to be an "Old Queen"? Are you just a "feminine-presenting adult male"?

So, allow me to propose a new term:

Fem&Men.

Just finally put together that the thing Ken from the Barbie movie reminds me of that I couldn't put my finger on for the longest time is Rocky from Rocky Horror

I really really really wanna spam tiktok yelling UNBAN THEM but I know that'd do more harm than good so I'm waiting like a polite person for them to respond to the message I sent in

Tiktok fucking banned one of my favorite sander sides cosplayers (and accounts in general) and this WILL NOT FUCKING STAND

I stg if they don't unban them I'm deleting my account

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

Fun fact! My doctor actually did this when my brother and I were kids, he made really good bird noises like I mean actually convincing ones cuz as a kid I was like 'there can't be birds in my head that's impossible but where is the sound coming from?!?'

Occasionally he'll still do it, just joking around because we're not kids anymore and we know there aren't birds in our heads

(Anyway this post was inspired by a recent trip to the doctor to get my eardrums checked—)

Remus and Logan: *playing Hell Chess*

Patton and Janus: *teleport in*

Janus: LOGAN! Tell Patton he does not have birds in his head!

Patton: Logan!! Tell Janus he doesn't know everything!

Logan, raising an eyebrow: What?

Patton: So, whenever my doctor examines my ears, these little birds tweet! He says I have a little family of birds living in my head!

Janus: Correction, to make Patton sit still during checkups, his doctor makes bird noises and pretends to check on birds in his head instead of his ears.

Patton: Hey, I'm perfectly still! I don't want him to poke a bird!

Janus: *gestures wildly at him*

Logan, completely serious: Oh, no, I'm afraid you're wrong here, Janus. I've seen Patton's medical records, he has a small family of birds living in his head and has for years. It's a harmless condition.

Janus: *stares at him in WTF manner*

Patton: Ha! I told you! Devon and his family ARE in my head!

Remus: What's in my head?

Logan, no hesitation: A single rat on a wheel. His name is Maurice.

Remus: Is he a space cowboy?

Logan: And a gangster of love.

Remus, grinning: Cool.

Patton: Ooh! What's in Roman's head?

Logan, also no hesitation: A frog named Roberto.

Patton: Awesome! I'm going to tell him.

Patton: *sinks out*

Janus: WHY.

Logan, smiling mischievously: You've got a transgendeer in yours.

Janus: MOTHERF—

Janus's light side name is Janan

"Who are you" "I'm you but I can say fuck" meme but with Ghostbur and Revivebur

The twins have been beaned! Virgil is half-beaned and I am now out of beans, I must get more to complete my quest

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready

That actually makes a lot of sense, thank you science side of tumblr I learned something new today

The human memory is so weird.

Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.

But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.

No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.

So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.

Why?

I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.

Science side of tumblr please explain