Made this for the Wrong Organ discord server
Shermie Pines, seeing Stanford for the first time: I can't believe it! Stanley Pines, back from the dead!
Stanford: oh, right. Yes. Tis I. Stanley Pines.
Stanley, rolling his eyes: okay, so admittedly I took my brother's identity. I'm Stanley, that's Stanford
Dipper and Mabel's mom, gasping: why on Earth would you lie about something like that?!
Stanley: to be so real with you, I was really drunk when I was put in charge of making that gravestone. In my defense, Stanford and Stanley are two very similar names
Dipper and Mabel's dad: I'm having a hard time processing this. Where have you been hiding all this time? And why?
Stanley: uh, he was in witness protection! He was hiding from his, uhm, crazy ex!
Shermie: that's awful! Your ex was so bad that you needed to go into witness protection?
Stanford: Bill didn't take the divorce well.
Dumb thing that would not leave my brain
So, I've seen posts of Bruce forgetting his kids are adopted, but what if the batkids forget they're adopted?
Jason and Tim: *fighting*
Jason: You're adopted!
Tim: *gasps* >:0
Tim: So are you!
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: Damn, you're right.
Dick tries making fun of Jason before Jay brings up that one time they were seeing pictures of toddler Bruce with his baby curls and Dick said "Oh, so that's where I got mine from."
one of the chibiverse's favorite throuples
i promised you 🦋
(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)
NEW PET ALERT NOBODY PANIC
Batman and Robin 2023 18
Within 3 months of Damian becoming a doctor injury rates among heroes and vigilantes drop DRAMATICALLY.
He's Dr. House but worse. He watched the show, got inspired and added a culturally appropriate amount of his special flavour of trauma into the mix.
Thomas Wayne and Alfred are Proud.
real
nothing can break the bond between a girl and the anime she watched when she was 12
Surprise!