Okay but how funny would a ITSV au where Hobie was the one pulled into Miles dimension instead of Gwen be?
He shows up at Visions Academy, steals a uniform and immediately begins arguing with teachers about the classist nature of private education and the voucher system, but he's so smart and well read that no one ever figures out he's technically not enrolled at the Academy. Meanwhile Miles immediately starts crushing on this cool punk rock rebel who defies expectations but can't work up the courage to go up and say high.
Miles tries the shoulder touch, Hobie flirts back, and Miles turns invisible on the spot.
some akechi redraws to attempt to cure artblockš„¹
Steph: So who would you say is the pretty brother amongst the four of you?
Tim: Oh Dick for sure
Dick: Aww...
Jason: Actually... If we're talkin' man pretty than yeah, it's Dick, but if we're talkin' pretty pretty, Damian
Tim: Really??
Jason: Yeah put a wig on him and his basically his mom.
Dick:
Tim:
Dick and Tim: Oh my god...
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Damian, simply just minding his own business in his room with his best friend Jon
Dick, Jason and Tim busting open his door: Damian we need you to put on a wig!
Damian: Excuses me!?
Jon quietly to himself simply trying to hold it together: holy shit..
ngiiiii toritsuka curious to see saiki without his glasses so he asks saiki to take off his glasses and saiki's like "you will turn to stone" and toritsuka's like "its okay its just 24 hours who's going to notice haha i was absent for a week when your brother abducted me and im fine āŗļø"
Saiki ".... š sorry"
anywayyy. next time torisai see each other, saiki's wearing normal glasses like. clear ones and toritsuka's like "HOLY SHIT. YOUR EYES ARE PURPLE?" "yes" "THEYRE STUNNING sorry IM NOT" "? thank you?"
i just want to say toritsuka's crazy for saiki and even crazier for saiki without his glasses or just when toritsuka can see his purple eyes like
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman⦠who is this?
Batman: robin. youāve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
im obsessed with the difference between the Wayne family and the Kent family. like i can imagine Clark and Bruce working on some kind of case at the watchtower when Kon storms in angrily talking about how Jon wonāt stop whining to play games on his phone and itās really getting on his nerves and Clark needs to go and tell him off bcs he wonāt listen to Kon, and Clark sighs before turning to Bruce with an eye-roll like ākids amiright?ā and then they hear a far off scream from Dick on the other end of the watchtower thatās like āBRUCE JASON KEEPS DRESSING UP AS NIGHTWING AND KILLING PEOPLE IN BLUDHAVEN AND NOW IM BEING INVESTIGATED FOR FUCKING MURDER AGAIN!ā followed by an evil Jason-like cackle and a crash, and Bruce just grunts and stands up to go investigate with a chuckle, returning Clarkās look like āoh donāt i know it hahaā as if the two are in any way comparable and Clark isnāt staring at him like his whole family is insane
Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this
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cue me pointing at the screen every 5 minutes and screeching babiaaaaannnnn
HE SET IT AS HIS LOCK SCREEN OMG
family bonding š then ra's put him in a horse plinko type of cage for the sin of liking california rolls
hiya batman 666 š
I donāt care what anyone says Iām looking forward to it
Teenage Damian: Father, I have something very important to tell you. Richard has assured me it will not change your view of me, and I am holding you to that.
Bruce, thinking another kid is coming out: of course Damian. You are my kid, that will not change
Damian: *nods and takes a deep breath*
Damian: As you are aware, there has been a concerning increase of bats and they have risked disturbing the signals and various memorabilia due to them
Damian: There are more that are flying or stationing themselves around lower to the ground, and I have overheard you and Gordon wondering if they are diseased or rabid.
Bruce, officially lost: hn
Damian: The reason there's been an uptick of bats inside the main part of the cave is due to me feeding and befriending them
Bruce:
Damian: They prefer kiwi and strawberries
Saw a m3m3
Theyāre 100% talking smack about Kuniharu.
I love Amp ā¤