Hi Guys, My Commander Died And We're Trying To Sort Out His Legacy, What Should We Do??

you know that feeling....when someone stayed in the sun for a long time.....and you sit next to them and rest your head on their shoulder......and you feel the warmth of their skin....,,,,

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Hamlet: Drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and I’ve been predicting the future all day. My uncle says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyways.

Claudius: *dies the next day*

Hamlet: *holding bloody sword* See, I told you!

Exactly two (2) students in the history of Hogwarts were brave enough to call Minerva Mcgonagall “Purrfessor” to her face.

Sirius Black

Fred Weasley

trans women are women. trans men are men. both are valid and this blog stands with the trans community.

Hamlet, illustrated by John Austen (1922)

“I want to remain an eternal mystery to myself and others.” - King Ludwig II of Bavaria

Full moon by johannes_moths.