Don’t Care + Didn’t Ask + Boobs Bounce When I Walk

out of genuine curiosity, is there a wiki style list of the billionaires who are destroying our planet/lives, in descending/sortable orders of power? i'm not even being ironic i genuinely need names and receipts

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

canceled my prime membership today

Many new parents are delighted to discover that if left to their own devices for long enough, their children will just go ahead and raise themselves. Later on, the same parents are shocked and dismayed to find that their children didn't raise themselves to obey and respect their parents.

my biggest source of insecurity is i don't think i'm actually all that weird

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

if you’re suicidal and you know it clap your hands…

if you’re suicid-ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK CLAPPED