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I headcanon that Crowley knows how to play piano because he loves music and HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HANDS and also Aziraphale would have hots for it.
And then Nina and Maggie are getting married and the man who was meant to play the piano for their first dance doesn’t show up so Crowley does it instead and he’s amazing.
And that’s how Aziraphale finds out that he can play.
And he needs to sit down.
The evolution of Crowley not wanting the apocalypse because the stars are cool to not wanting the apocalypse because he thinks that humanity has value.
I need some random conversation where eg Nina groans she wishes people and relationships weren’t so complicated and btw please take her choices away and just make the decision for her
And Aziraphale just
“Blame Crowley for that one.”
Crowley: “Hey!”
(Please imagine Nina’s and Maggie’s faces when Aziraphale tells them that Crowley is the Serpent of Eden who introduced Free Will)
Nina: “I thought Lucifer did that.”
Crowley: “You humans never give me credit for my best work 😒”
Nina: “Was Lucifer really the prettiest Angel then?”
Aziraphale: “No.”
Neil Gaiman does both.
I need to talk about this exchange:
Look at Aziraphale's face and tell me if he was actually talking about real, honest-to-somebody oysters.
That first little 😳 face of his? To me, that screams, "Did this demon just tell me he's never had sex?" Then he flicks his eyes up Crowley's whole body and his microexpressions seem to say, "Oh, dear Lord, he thinks I'm talking about actual oysters."
And then this pretty little angel who just propositioned a demon is probably internally panicking about needing to find actual oysters now because there's no way he can take this virgin to the Roman orgy like he was planning.
And Crowley is over here just as clueless as always.
Credit to @dailyineffablehusbands for the gifs
Remember the post I wrote about Aziraphale being a fighter?
Do you wanna know who isn't one?
Crowley
And no, I'm not saying he is a lover or some bullshit like that. Aziraphale is a fighter AND a lover. No, Crowley is a strategist.
He fights with his brain. He is really good at thinking on his feet. In a physical fight, he gets over the violence by talking his way out of it and using his creativity to come up with a quick exit. He thinks up plans quickly and efficiently (raising the antichrist, surviving Ligur and Hastur, getting Hastur stuck in the phone, figuring out how to cross the M25 aflame, the Arrangement, saving Aziraphale in 1941, the plan to rob the church in the 60s, fooling an horde of angels into believing Job's kids are new kids, do you want me to continue?).
And he has the added bonus of having a silver tongue, so his words are always clearly his main weapon to bring his plans into fruition. And, so far, we've only seen him fail once: convincing Aziraphale to stay
#i am a girl how can i have such homosexual feelings for this man ?
crowley's looks appreciation → 7/? ↳ the half bun
Turns out I never drew the wallsmal scene, and I thought it high time that I corrected that mistake.
Happy 2024!
my brain is all fried up but I needed to get something out of my system so!! drabbly ineffable husbands comic between commissions, work and studying
Neil confirmed that Crowley is not Lucifer and then proceeded to make him do things that are known as Lucifer things (Morningstar, Serpent of Eden, etc)
I mean even the looks.
you know when beelzebub and gabriel were revealed to be in love and fucked off to alpha centauri it must have felt to aziraphale and crowley like learning your childhood bullies who had picked on you for years for being different and weird and closeted gay had actually come out as bi and were happily in a queer relationship while you’re still wrestling with the trauma they contributed to
like, good for you guys, love is love and gay rights and all, but come on, really?
My art of Good Omens! Looking forward to season 2 =)
In a few days my Etsy shop with prints will be open again!
We need Crowley speaking french. I bet Aziraphale would've stayed if he had confessed in french.
Bestie he wouldn’t have understood a word 😭😭😭😭😭
C: "-not to mention snexism."
A: "Sorry what was that?"
C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."
That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.
Me: I wonder if Neil will give Aziraphale a line where he goes on about how handsome Crowley is
Me: However if he doesn’t, I believe in Michael Sheen
#Happy New Year!!
not to be dramatic on main but this is the peak of my artistic career and that’s that
(100% inspired by this post)
We don’t talk enough about Crowley slapping Aziraphale’s hands away when he touches his Bentley to be fair. Crowley. My icon. He most likely snapped at Aziraphale for shutting the door too harshly too at some point. When do you think Aziraphale closed his eyes and sighed to himself and thought; first I had to fight with stars, then plants, and now a Bentley.
When they finally get a chance to kiss unbothered and unburdened they aren’t going to stop for days, 6000 years of pent up energy, and technically not needing oxygen makes for an intense make-out session
Let's get cozy, friend.
[crow-time.com]
Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture.
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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.
merry ineffable christmas ❤️
There’s an interesting love story going on. It’s never explicit, but it’s there. - Michael Sheen and David Tennant @ NYCC 2018
Happy Holidays!!! 🥰
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on Jan 1st! or you can get prints of my art at my Redbubble store
In the warm light of the bookshop, Aziraphale adjusted his bowtie nervously, stealing glances at Crowley, who lounged on the worn-out sofa with a mischievous glint in his eyes. The clock ticked towards midnight, echoing the anticipation in the air.
As the final seconds of the year approached, Crowley smirked, "Fancy a new tradition angel?" And without waiting for a response, he closed the distance between them, capturing Aziraphale's lips in a soft, lingering kiss.
Time seemed to stand still as the world outside erupted into cheers and fireworks. In that stolen moment, amid the smell of old books and the warmth of each other, they found a timeless connection that transcended the turning of the calendar.
:___
writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*
writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*
omg✨
I really love their clothes 💕