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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
Fanfic readers trying to find another fic exactly like the last one they read:
some of my good omens’ fanart
I love how Crowley saw this angel on the wall & slithers up and is like ssssssss and the angel goes Wot? and Crowley repeats, Well that was a shit show wasn't it? and the angel goes Oh, yeah, it was and Crowley goes God's being a bit of a bitch about an apple, eh. Anyway s'not like the whole good/evil thing even matters and the angel goes Stfu it was your idea in the first place and Crowley goes Ehhh my boss just said to come up here and fuck shit up & God seemed tetchy 'bout the apples and they talk about God and the Great Plan and Crowley goes Hang on, you had a great big bleedin sword earlier to defend Eden, where is it? and the angel goes Uhh yeah well I gave it to the humans God just kicked out and Crowley instantly falls in love ?? and this whole time this angel is like Bsjxbsbsudpuxeb I've had a crush on you since before Creation and now you're a bad boy demon and I like it even more??
And then God rocks up and goes Where's ya sword, Eastern boy? and Aziraphale deadass LIES TO GOD and God just fucking NOPES out halfway through his bullshit speech about losing it, and 6,000 years later She's watching them go on dates, and She fucking ships it
them🥰
I love that we live in a world where Michael Sheen called David Tennant his lover publicly, talked about himself and David “having sex mainly” also publicly, decided Aziraphale is a bottom and plays him as one, spends every interview staring at David like he’s the best thing that ever happened to him…
Absolute king. Never change.
i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless
Cannot believe the plot of S2 was:
Aziraphale's old boss shows up completely naked & with amnesia, Aziraphale wants to adopt him and Crowley says No, then shoots fucking lighting and it literally becomes the Locked Door trope for the lesbian neighbours
Crowley's old boss turns up and is like Have you seen my boyfriend the Archangel. btw Heaven has a Death Note. And Crowley goes Ah shit and drives back to his husband's shop, does a little apology dance, then they casually do a miracle with enough power to raise TWENTY FIVE people from the dead in order to turn the Commander of the Heavenly Host into the Bookshop Assistant
Heaven rocks up and goes Um Aziraphale what the fuck was that about? and he panics and says Ah yes, I made the lesbians over the road fall in love because one of them gets my favourite records
Heaven sends an angel to verify his painfully bullshit story, but they have literally never been to Earth before so Aziraphale just makes them tea and Crowley's winds them up by being a little shit as usual. Then Crowley goes Hey husband can we have a lil chat and Aziraphale goes Yes darling let's shut the door in the most suggestive way possible, then joke about how I'm a terrible liar, but also I want to roadtrip darling so can I borrow our car? And Crowley's like Fucking fine I guess I'll try and get the lesbians to hook up & look after our new children
He's a great terrible house-spouse while Aziraphale larps in Scotland for a couple days, then Aziraphale decides to get the whole neighbourhood to role-play Jane Austin while still trying to make the lesbians shag
Then Crowley's replacement throws a brick through the window, yeets the dude who's been crushing on Aziraphale. So Crowley goes Alright husband stay put, I'll take these loser mortals outta here. Then he has a little spy mission in Heaven with one of his new children, while Aziraphale declares war on Hell to avoid ruining the good books via yeeting them at demons
The whole gang arrive, Aziraphale’s ex-boss and Crowley's ex-boss High School Musical their way off the face of the planet, then S2 ends.
That's it. Credits roll right here
I loved Crowley’s half up ponytail look from season 1!!!
😭 Sorry the pic is not great lol
YAAAAAAY thank you for a peak crowley. i too am feral for the 90s look. it sustains me.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
More GOOD OMENS
Would you mind but i’m dropping that, you’re welcome !
Took 3 hours on it 👍
People like 1941 Aziraphale and Crowley so mcuh because thats the one moment in time they were both the most like themselves that they could be and ever have been.
Crowley was an openly goofy, supportive, heart-eyed boyfriend and Aziraphale was a campy, doofy and flirty idiot.
This is how i imagine they'll be when they've finally sorted everything out
Im not even gonna say anything.
Good Omens | 1.01 In The Beginning
Sex and relationships weren’t important to me as a teen (before I knew I was aroace) and instead of actively looking for a boyfriend I did a year long experiment experiment to see if shampoo actively prevents hair retention.
It does.
So if you want beautiful long princess hair, you should start washing less or water only washing and I never would have known this if I wasn’t aroace and actually cared if people found me sexually attractive.
You know what would be kind of interesting.
Assuming in the show Second Coming means damning Demons to eternal sulfur…
So we have Gabriel who’s openly in love with Beelzebub now. We have Aziraphale who took his job and let’s say he will not be told that carrying out the Second Coming means damning Crowley and other Demons to eternal torture.
But Gabriel can’t fucking have it now. He knows what it means. That’s Beelzebub who’d be taken away from him.
Imagine. Gabriel. The absolute prick of Season 1. Being the one grabbing Aziraphale by his fucking jacket and shouting at him that he wants to torture Gabriel’s love.
“I can’t believe you’d do this to Crowley, but I’m not letting you hurt Beelzebub!”
It still hurts that Crowley was still holding onto hope and STAYED despite everything
He still wanted to be there for Aziraphale, if anything had gone wrong or Aziraphale changed his mind he could run directly to Crowley and Crowley would protect him without hesitation
Because Aziraphale can always rely on him
writing is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop
Do you think they might be just a little scared of losing each other?
damsel Angel in distress
On the road to Season 3 - Day 17
Crowley being flabbergasted by his angel will never get old.
Master post : here
writing is the most insane hobby it's like,
is it easy? no
is it fast? also no
but is it fun? well,
"Gilded Lily," Cults
inspired by @actual-changeling's incredibly painful series of edits :)
Embrace the cringe.
Write weird fanfic.
Read weird fanfic.
If we compare Crowley about to confess his feelings to Aziraphale before he finds out about Heaven's offer, and after he finds out about the offer...
The posture, the swaying, the sniff, the positioning. Except he's so, so much more tense this time.
Like he desperately tries to start again and then he just-
The eyebrow raise on the 4th gif, he looks like he's going to throw up. fuck man
I am unwell.