Blood And Boobs Are Words That Scratch The Same Part Of My Brain

He's sopping wet. He's pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He's unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn't say a name but he popped into your head, didn't he? ☺️

hwat is the difference between witch and wizard? surely it cant be gender... what is your thinking oh evil one? what makes you a wizard?

if the universe is an ocean, magic is like the tides. witches, being wise, sail in the direction the tide is flowing—wizards, being far too clever to be wise, sail directly against the tide; just to see what happens

"guy who carries a lighter" should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society

i love seeing posts like "SELL ALL YOUR TESLA STOCK NOW!!" on tumblr dot com like they do not let you buy stocks if you know what a karkat is

"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism

this is such a bad idea it's almost worse than him planning to use nfts to promote #teamseas

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

cats are ideal bc they're gods most autistic creatures