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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

Problematic Author: Thomas Jefferson

Work: The Declaration of Independence

Reason: “Met God She’s Black” t-shirt is fast fashion 

hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?

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HAD to go with the "beta kids playing their instruments" cliche

ok apparently one of the d/smp members died of cancer so im going to make this known now

-terminal illness is not divine punishment or "deserved" -cancer jokes aren't funny

thanks. i hate d/smp i hate all of the members but lets not dip our toes into "righteous ableism" right before disability month yeah

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

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