Ok Apparently One Of The D/smp Members Died Of Cancer So Im Going To Make This Known Now

man whose body is possessed by the spirits of a vampire and an italian respectively. italian takes over, goes to mass, eats garlic, and has a nice day in the sun. vampire takes over and is like “wow why do i feel like shit”

How to explain to MCU weirdos that not inserting actors into scenes in post is normal for most movies

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

autistically scrolls through the notes of a silly post hoping someone made a comment that explains the joke to me

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism

im taking away language until yall learn how to act

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head