Whenever I Start Thinking Like I’m Insane Im Irredeemable I’m The Joker I’m A Cycle Path I’m

homestuck x scott pilgrim (please click for quality!)

people are like ”you wouldnt survive in the past“ but i would. im irish-american and would leave a strange mark if a bit you. im the perfect candidate for a kennedy’s wife

"guy who carries a lighter" should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society

i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

cats are a stuff animal that can love you back and also bite you. extremely awrsome

IF YOU EVER FELT. ALONE. IF YOU EVER FELT. REJECTED. IF YOU EVER FELT CONFUSED. IF YOU EVER FELT LOST. IF YOU EVER FELT ANXIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONG. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONGED. IF YOU EVER FELT UNCLEAN. IF YOU EVER FELT ANGRY. IF YOU EVER FELT ASHAMED. IF YOU EVER FELT CURIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT USED. BE PREPARED TO FEEL REVENGE. FEEL THE ROMANCE. MY BRUTAL ROMANCE. MY BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE. MY MISERABLE ROMANCE. MY X RATED ROMANCE. MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE. MY INNOCENT ROMANCE. MY. CHEMICAL. ROMANCE.

It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter.  Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it.  You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.

this will never not be funny to me