“It's Just A Small Handful Of Ibuprofen, And It Will Help The Words Fade Away."

whatever *explodes like a whale carcass*

I think you’re kinda cool gir

new political compass

I admit to having plenty of faults. I’m an imperfect person. But at least I don’t say “whoa what kinda drugs were they on when they made this?” when I see something with the slightest hint of surrealism

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

HAD to go with the "beta kids playing their instruments" cliche

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

i love r/seattle subreddit . this is fucking crazy please read this please please please

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'