Someone Help Me Finish This

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!

instagram creators are so crazy like I'm not taking life advice from someone who didn't want their own nose bro

tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism

"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

autistically scrolls through the notes of a silly post hoping someone made a comment that explains the joke to me

Anyone seen this movie