Instagram Creators Are So Crazy Like I'm Not Taking Life Advice From Someone Who Didn't Want Their Own

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid

new political compass

tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism

just a little catgirl in a scary world heem heem whimper

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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whenever i start thinking like i’m insane im irredeemable i’m the joker i’m a cycle path i’m micheal myers i’m vincent collateral im amy dunne im patrick bateman im frank tj mackey im jim carrey’s grinch im the yellow wallpaper lady my period arrives within the next two days

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

i was born on a merry go round and raised there for three years until someone turned it off and all the centrifugal force sent me careening into distant lands. it was on the discovery channel