Dude Im Not Applying To Your Job On Squeamix Dot Com.

blood and boobs are words that scratch the same part of my brain

It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter.  Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it.  You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.

gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery

an everskies fit i made because i need a place to archive them other than my poor camera roll

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

I hooked up with Danny from Game Grumps on the floor of a bowling alley. It was disappointing.

i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me

play me a song, you’re the piano rat

play me a song, tonight

cuz im over the moon

when you bang out the tunes

and everything might be alright