I Think You’re Kinda Cool Gir

why are they censoring masturbate like that this isn’t tiktok. MASTURBATE. JERK OFF. WHACK IT. FUCK. SEX. see it’s fine

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

ok apparently one of the d/smp members died of cancer so im going to make this known now

-terminal illness is not divine punishment or "deserved" -cancer jokes aren't funny

thanks. i hate d/smp i hate all of the members but lets not dip our toes into "righteous ableism" right before disability month yeah

I’m so sad

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

cats are a stuff animal that can love you back and also bite you. extremely awrsome

no one gets u like I do babe

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!