Pros Of Being Generally Hard To Notice: Im Sneaky >:) Cons Of Being Generally Hard To Notice: They Freakin

do you guys remember when nutella used to be like the girlblogger version of bacon

they’re changing the desktop background on all government workers computers to a picture of my bright smiling happy face to increase productivity

Ophelia, friedrich wilhelm theodor heyser // ophelia, jean-baptiste bertrand // ophelia, sir john everett millais // ophelia, léopold burthe // ophelia, theodor von der beek.

popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

i love consuming media and making little things about it

an everskies fit i made because i need a place to archive them other than my poor camera roll

why is your orange

i used to be a basketball

instagram creators are so crazy like I'm not taking life advice from someone who didn't want their own nose bro

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!