I Bet There Were Guys In The 1800s Who Were Super Fucking Reddit About Everything, But No One Had The

Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

I was tasked with a job

Day 17: Dance

Fledgling angels, dancing on the celestial tides.

[ Angeltober 2022 ]

I cant even fantasize abt letting worms and wolves pick my whole body apart bone by bone somewhere in the woods anymore cuz i know theres microplastics in my lungs and shit. Its just not as primal with microplastics involved. The vibe is gone

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

cats are a stuff animal that can love you back and also bite you. extremely awrsome

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid