Mikus0na - Saoirse

HAD to go with the "beta kids playing their instruments" cliche

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

That post abt how tumblr wouldve gone nuts for morbius 10 years ago is sooo true like not only do they have the “””””sexy”””” matt smith shirtless dance for no reason but his character grows up with morbius as little sickly british waifs and theyre bestest friends forever but then morbius kills him because he also turns into an evil vampire and its sad because they were best friends :( (sorry for spoiling morbius) . Like do you realize how that wouldve DEVESTATED tumblr in 2012. We’re in a better timeline if only slightly

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

why do we sleep on wrestling? it’s boomer riverdale. there’s an undead guy who’s controlled by a little dude with an urn that has his parents’ ashes in them. someone almost gets buried alive in an actual grave (in the ring). there was a plotline in steve austin’s rivalry with WWE owner vince mcmann where there rivalry is interrupted by an entity called the higher being who leads a cult that crucifies wrestlers. they kidnap vince mcmann’s daughter to make her marry an undead wizard. mcmann comes on the big screen and demands the higher being removes his mask- and when he does, it’s VINCE MCMANN. at one point someone drove a truck into the ring and started spraying water

TL;DR: professional wrestling is high camp