Idk What Matt Did But Its Probably Warranted

No goblin/gremlincore blogger has all 3

Heterosexualality

Contentment with capitalism

Decent social skills

Peter got caught in an alley by a crime after frantically changing out of his suit and was brought into court as a witness.

Matt Murdock listening to this child’s perfectly normal heartbeat as he pretends to cry and lies under oath: wtf

Matt bumping into Peter again in an coffee shop and hearing his heart sound like it’s about to explode when he tries to tell the barrister that his order was wrong.

Bucky knowing at least 31 languages according to CACW, super serum brain enhancements and the fact he learned Xhosa in Wakanda, leads me to believe he must have the fucking gnarliest of language blurring. You know when you can't seem to figure out how to word something in one language so you skip over to a different one but wait no one knows that...

I also don't think English would be Bucky's default language anymore. It's his birth language, sure, but Russian is probably the language he defaults to now after 80 years right?

So if Bucky's ever delirious for whatever reason, extreme tiredness, magic, super drugs or whatever who knows, do we think he talks in the most insane blend of languages, does he say a sentence in Japanese then switch to Korean and then to Polish, do we think he'd point blank say "I'm sorry I don't speak English" in English to his English speaking friends or teammates because he thinks in Russian and about fifteen other languages before he gets to English, and then goes "oh wait I do" or...?

the journey David takes from “oh my god the punisher is going to kill my wife” to “oh my god the punisher is going to fuck my wife” is one of my favorite B plots of S1

Bucky Barnes, through the whole damn movie:

Sometimes all I want to see is moss, then I am disappointed.

spending hours and hours crying as a child knowing that nobody will ever know or care for what you’re going thru leaves a scar

Luke: So, which one of you is the little spoon and the big spoon?

Frank: Neither.

Matt: We’re like chopsticks.

Danny: Aww that’s kinda cute, does that mean you guys nestle together perfectly or something?

Frank: Nope. It means if you take one of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing a bunch of shit.