Happy Final Destination Day!

Me watching the nameless extra who plays Cogsworth

Diego and Temo fighting for who will enter the bathroom first.

Diego: Well, I must wash my hair!

Temo: You don't even have it so pretty, besides I have a date with Ari.

Diego: Well, Aristóteles doesn't even kiss so well.

Temo: What?

Diego: What?

Langa: Wait, Reki, are you Mexican?

Reki: ...

Reki: Langa, whenever we go to Joe's restaurant I order Mexican food, when you come to my house, my mother always listens to music in Spanish, I curse in Spanish, I made you a Tres Leches cake for your birthday, I cried with you when Carmen Salinas died... I have a Mexican flag in my room.

Langa: I thought you just liked traveling.

i found a Stanley Barber (IANOWT) x Jacob Thrombey (Knives Out) and i think i like it, their dynamic is like SO FUCKING COOL

they’re just the perfect opposite that Stanley Uris x Bill Denbrough in fact, like Stan x Bill are lovely and cute with Bill so affective, and Stanley x Jacob are much like absolute not lovely in exterior with Stanley who bore so much Jacob to want pda lmao

Me after watching today's episode

I'm Mexican and I really couldn't find a better expression for how I feel about Lily right now.

I'm laughing so hard

How angry

Stan is looking

At Beverly for stealing his man

Stanley: You're smiling. Did something good happen today?

Jacob: Can't I just smile because I feel good about it?

Dina: Syd fell at school today.

Meanwhile in Sony offices.

Mickey Mouse: How much for the kid?

Sony: Not for sale

Mickey Mouse: ...

Mickey Mouse: How much for the company?

Stanley: *Walks through the door carrying a big box*

Syd: What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?

Stanley: I don't need a robotic girlfriend, I assure you, in twenty years I will be Jacob's second husband.

Jacob: What will happen to my first husband?

Stanley: Nothing you can prove.