Jacob: You're pretty dumb.
Stanley: Thanks.
Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.
Stanley: *Clearly high* Do you ever get like... Irritated by flower powder?
Jacob: You mean pollen...
Stanley: ...
Stanley: Flower powder.
Stanley: You're smiling. Did something good happen today?
Jacob: Can't I just smile because I feel good about it?
Dina: Syd fell at school today.
Stanley: How much did you spend on this date?
Jacob: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Stanley: ...
[Stanley and Jacob texting]
Jacob: What are you doing?
Stanley: Laying in bed, what are you doing?
Jacob: Eating cereal.
Stanley: Ha ha nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Jacob: Eat my cereal.
Stanley: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Jacob: Go get cereal?
Syd: What do you get when you mix a hormonally unbalanced and emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?
Stanley: Do i look like i know?
Syd: I’m talking about you and Jacob!
Jacob: Spell "me*
Stanley: M - E
Jacob: You forgot the D
Stanley: What? There is no D in me
Jacob: Not yet