Hey Y'all, I'd Appreciate Anyone From The UK Signing This Petition To Allow Trans/nonbinary Kids To Stay

Someone has messaged me with a link that they claim is the "best adult game". If it is not Skyrim I will be very sad.

Forge a set of high quality Stupid Gay Armor.

What I Say: Hey Boss I can't come into work today I have food poisoning

What I mean: Hey Boss I ate 18 Raviolis and shits about to get WILD

Some days you feel like expanding exponentially, other days you feel like shrinking exponentially. This world is a mystery.

Dear god it's escaped

watch out everyone therese a horse going around taking a bite out of peoples posts

Sometimes I gotta force myself to think I'm the main character because if I just lay in bed all day my ratings will plummet.

Anybody got a fucking clue what's going on right now?

this is really good news! the writer’s strike is over! let’s hope the same positive outcome for the sag strike next

At my work chuckling at the silly little bar staff who only know how to do their silly little bar things

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck