Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
freddy: That was so hot, (y/n). (y/n): I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. freddy: I'm so in love with you.