Mushmushk - I Didn’t Ask To Be Made

Can he not create ice anymore?

Jay’s face —–

Nobody asked for this, and yet I still deliver

Wu was always full of shit

hire me to write ninjago comics

I like to casually say a lie and let someone believe it for a minute, then tell them the truth.

I was thinking about when Peter left Brian to drown in Family Guy and said “I swear to God I though dogs could breathe underwater.”

So in casual conversation with my mom and brother I told them that up until 2 years ago, I thought dogs could breathe underwater.

It went something like this.

“Hey if you think that’s bad, up until 2 years ago I thought dogs could breathe underwater.”

Mom smiles. “Really?”

I nod and smile. “Yea that could’ve been a disaster!”

“Yea good thing we didn’t take them swimming!”

I asked if she was serious.

She was.

Am good

Tag yourself

Ep 85 in a nutshell

Lloyd and Nya: *are sad*

Skylor: get in losers we’re going shopping

In other realm:

Jay: oh shit these edibles are kicking in

Kai: dude those were mine

Jay: fuck off Kai

Cole: dragons are our friends!

Wu: who the fuck am I

Dragon: *is not friend*

Kai Jay and Zane: *caught*

Jay: *doesn’t give a shit*

Cole: we have to find them!

Wu: who the fuck are you

A+ character development

Zane was always so wise

this is honestly one of the saddest lines in the series

Ok

tumblr bitch: liking ninjago makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

lloyd: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know lloyd, i know

kai: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW KAI LLOYD AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

kai: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

police: **en route**

lloyd: **the green ninja**

The way Lloyd said “Stay. Back.” got me shook to my core