Arthur: *calls John A Sour Puss*

Brian David Gilbert is a gift to humanity and a curse on mankind.

I just had to get that off my chest.

Hooded Crow John and Red-backed Shrike Arthur

At some point we have to talk about how Uncle fixed the music box and then sat alone listening to it until he was stabbed in the back by the living embodiment of a dry spaghetti noodle, but instead of snapping him in half, he punted him out of the way, fled, and hid in a bedroom.

Uncle, the guy who was turned into a monster by someone who was supposes to take care of him, and who was made to kill on command. And then got intentionally abandoned in a mansion at night with the aforementioned murderous noodle-man.

All that’s missing is someone in the audience coughing at the end.

What about John waking up completely alone with full control of Arthur's body

Completely and utterly off topic for this blog, but I’m gonna be so real with y’all- this is my only social media account, and I need to put this into the world.

To whomever saw a pizza box in the passenger seat of a car in a trader joes parking lot, unlocked the door thru the cracked open window, opened the box, picked up a slice, wolfed down most of it, then put the remnants back in the box: just take the whole slice. Nobody wants your leftovers. You sick fuck.

Theres also that bit at the beginning when John is complaining about the movie and Arthur asks someone if the seat next to them is taken- which means he identified an empty seat without John’s help. I’d dismiss these incidents as mistakes if Mr. Guthrie didn’t go out of his way to have John comment on it during the Collins fight.

Something is definitely up. It’s like the info osmosis is starting to go the other way.

Okay okay so in episode 29 in the scene where Arthur jumps out of the way of Collins/the Butcher's first attack on him HOW does he know where to jump away from?

Here's my theory, you know the idea that when you lose one sense the others grow stronger? Well what if Arthur heard where Collins was and was able to figure out where he was attacking from just by the sounds that Collins was making?

Either that or he is like spiderman and has spidey sense

Fucking around with Metahuman. I am going to spend Too Much Time on that website.

As everyone knows, the soul resides in the belly.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

With all this talk about “ram-like” people, I think we have neglected the potential of Sheep Friend. I want a Sheep Friend for Arthur (maybe even John too)