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reblog if those man tits make you irrational

do you believe me now? what a shame she went mad. do you believe me now? they said i did something bad.

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

Okay you know what.

I have officially lost my mind over them (also the Duolingo art style is cute)

Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

Y/N: Are you in love with Sam?

Bucky: *sweats* No…

Y/N: Then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everywhere?

Bucky: It stands for Suffering and Bitterness.

about twice a year my partner will want to use my toothbrush and then get disgruntled when i call him a vile beast.

I wish I was in possession of a beautifully handsome girl boyfriend with princelike charms but I actually don't really want to be seen by anyone yet or talk to anyone or spend time with anyone and I won't be ready for our first kiss until 2 years have passed due to my shy disposition and I'm ugly and you'll probably grow jealous of the psychic powers I possess anyway so why do I even bother I don't know *kicks a rock and misses so my foot just swings in the air stupidly*