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David King after getting stabbed by Frank: argh…cor blimey Yer fookin git, yer stabbed me in the back, ye’ ‘avin’ a laugh?? ye utter twat,, dat is well harsh ma’e wot yer doin’??? fookin ‘oodie chav c’mon then I’ll give yer a good hidin’ mate,, Yer knob’ead slap’ead geeza’,.

Frank, a Canadian, in tears: …what did you just say?

has this been done yet

This is the next Halloween mask they should give Michael.

Bill: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Dwight: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

when you play survivor and the killer lets you use the hatch without grabbing you

Reuniting with other survivors but the killer interrupts

Max: Leatherface, sit!

Bubba: [sits]

Max: Speak!

Bubba: fUCK!

Max: Good boy!

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

Ghostface: why doesn’t Jason watch TV? like, I know he’s dead or whatever, but I mean he still does sort of normal stuff. Michael: He’s watched TV before. Once I believe. Ghostface: And how did that go? Jason, in the kitchen: WHere iS The FOOKing LAMB S A U C E

Jason, honking a car horn:Get in losers.

Michael: Where the hell did you get a car?

Bubba: Why is there a goat in the back seat??

Freddy: I have so many questions.

Ghostface, climbing into the car: You heard the man GET IN.

“Get in the car, Laurie. We’re going to the Pumpkin patch!”

@michael-myers-uber-driver

@laurieathardees

me @ myself after being chased by the killer for 6 seconds without dying

insane IQ

Michael: *is the killer*

Literally everyone else, running behind a wall or something: SHITFUCKDAMMITSHITFICKDJHDBS

Me, an idiot, crouching up to him: feed the baby

Kidnapper: We have your son

Michael: We don’t have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?

Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.

quick reblog this before tumblr marks it as explicit

Hank: I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

Rupert: *pokes his head in through the window* Pigeon?

Hank: What the fUCK IS HE DOING HERE?!?

Connor: I don’t know!

I rewatched Freddy vs. Jason and this is what came to mind

Brahms: I don’t really have friends.

Bubba: Bold words from someone in hugging distance.

Hank: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.

[few moments later]

Hank: [lying face down on the floor]

Connor: You can’t just do the “corpse” pose for an hour.

Hank: Watch me.

Markus: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

the legion catching your generator aura highlighted in yellow

Michael: Hey let’s slow dance.

Jason: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

This is another cat of positivity. Just seeing him will give you luck and happiness. Reblog to spread it and double the positivity.

Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Meg: No its called highjacking

Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking

Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.

When you miss the skill check for a generator in Dead by Daylight and you already know the killer is heading right for your candy ass

Concentration camps are opening in Russia.

Do not let us die again, we where left once before because of a part of ourselves we can’t control.

Don’t let is die, don’t ignore our cries.