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Reblog for Good Luck!
RK900: Ho ho ho.
Gavin: What are you, Santa Claus now?
RK900: No I was just saying you’re a hoe.
When you drop a pallet on The Legion:
to Ash and dust
i wipe my
and i
slAp my nUtS
RPG’s be like
I just had this dumb idea of them laughing at each other eternally
when you’re on your way to unhook someone but you’re against hag
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
Michael: When you’ve been a murderer as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Laurie: Blue is not your color.
Michael: BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
Michael: Bubba said a bad word this afternoon.
Ghostface: Shit, why?
Freddy: Where the fuck did he learn it?
Brahms has excellent taste in music, Greta.
Connor: What time do you go to bed?
Hank: 10:30-ish, sometimes 4.
the universe will listen
Connor: Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult?
Connor: Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.
Happy anniversary DBD!! They did a pretty good job!
But seriously tho I frckn love this game Change my mind
Halloween Theme: *plays*
Michael Myers:
Ghostface Near the DNC
instagram // twitter // webcomic // ko-fi
Connor: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products.
Connor: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Connor: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.
Michael sprinkling the teeth over the bathroom stall door in the new Halloween trailer:
Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!
Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.
Halloween 2018 spoilers /!!
HALLOWEEN IS CANCELED!!!!!!!!!
Instagram: @Khadi
Twitter: @KhadiDon
the kind of witch i want to be: aesthetic grimoire, shelves full of crystals and potions, a walking encyclopedia of witchcraft
the kind of witch i am: hehe hey guys look at this meme
Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?
Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit
Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Nines: The public is in danger!
Gavin: My evening is in danger!
Nines: We are talking about the greater good!
Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!
Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Connor: Detective Reed is in love with RK900.
Hank: *starts laughing*
Connor: Don’t laugh, it’s true.
Hank: Oh, I hope so. It’s funnier if it’s true.