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Reblog if you have a crush on Michael Myers
(I’m just curious to see, how many ppl will reblog this)
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“a period of prosperous personal growth is headed my way”
like = charge
reblog = cast
Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.
Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.
Markus: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your body All the deviants: *high-pitched unholy screeches and aggressive beeping* Markus: … Markus: guess that works, too
Public opinion: #MOOD
Hank: *coughs violently*
Connor: Don’t die.
Hank: Don’t tell me what to do.
Gavin: [pretends to throw ball for Sumo and laughs]
Connor: You’ll regret that one day
Gavin: Why?
Connor: Sumo holds grudges
Gavin: Don’t be stupid
[One year later]
Priest: Does anyone here know why Gavin and Nines should not be wed?
From the back: WOOF
fake connor: i’m gonna kill you!
hank: alright, hurry up though.
Here's a charming look from my kitty
Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….
smh
him: zzz
freddy in his head: did you know water is wet
Jason angrily rising from his grave:
drink water. eat ass. vote.
Game:
Connor:
Them: Gavin Reed
Me, an intellectual:
Michael Myers can drive a car because he’s heterosexual.
Hank: Ready to slap a bitch.
RK900: Trying to ignore a bitch.
Connor: Trying to reason with a bitch.
Gavin: Is the bitch.
an actual picture of me re-watching The Boy for the 6th time in the past two weeks.
ghost choir 👻 🎵
happy halloween! here is a ghost duet
Michael can get it
Connor [to RK900]: We don’t use bad words in this house.
Hank [in the other room]: FUCK!
Markus: Alright, listen up you little shits!
Markus: Not you, Connor, you’re an angel and I’m happy you’re here.
Gavin: I poisoned one of our drinks.
Gavin: But i forgot which one.
RK900: The way this dinner is going, i hope it’s mine.
I was jokingly roleplayING WITH MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, AND THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 4 MINUTES.
I feel like my stories arent going to be scary or creepy but here we go. They all happened about a year ago. The first one still baffles me honestly. I was like usual sitting on my bed in the middle of the day watching YouTube or looking through instagram, I dont remember but anyway, someone or something tends to push my left side two or three times before stopping and kinda vanishes for the day. At night there was two incidents that also still scare me. I dont remember the time when it happened but I'd say somewhere around 1-3 AM, still a bit groggy from just resently waking up but I was awake and alert. I was just minding my business listening to music when suddenly my mattress would get picked up with me! It was fucking terrifying. Another story was that I was out with friends (around 19-20 PM) hanging out under a bridge. We were just chilling and laughing, having a good time when I suddenly started seeing a shadow figure that looked like the one that came from my nightmares when I was really young (around 3-5), so I started to have a panic attack and luckily my friends saw what was happening and quickly brought me inside a well light building which didnt really help me much. That shadowfigure continued to follow me and stared at me for a solid 20 minutes I think before vanishing. Let's just say, I didnt get sleep that night.
Let’s get spooky
You guys got any stories? Personal or “it happened to a friend”? Aliens, ghosts, something weird and unexplainable staring back at you from the woods?? Let’s get some tales going! Anon is on!
Come tell me! I’ll tag them #campfire stories
(GIF used is a gif of a small fire)