Latest Posts by nightwitchlurker - Page 5

My gender is not a gender but a person who doesn’t have any rights.

Lol um [awkward laughter] this is what I got…..

@naboojakku @genshin-ruined-my-life @scentedpastaclodsoul @sequinhaze

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

Feng Xin is the only one who is remotely correct

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

Mobility assistance

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

Me: Cackling maniacally reading this as a former 1d girly

Also me: looking for confused commenters to explain 1d self-insert fanfics to

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

very fucked up how being on your phone for hours on end actually makes you feel like shit. I deserve to endlessly consume media to my heart’s content

xie lian save me xie lian...my midterms...my assignments my grades...........

[ID in plain and alt text: digital art page of xie lian drawn 3 times. one the left is a full body drawing of him squatting down one arm propped on his knee, cheek resting on his hand. He is looking off into the distance with a sort of blank contemplative look. In the top right is a full body drawing in a chibi style. Xie lian is smiling at the camera, arms extended out on his sides. There is a small heart drawn next to him. On the bottom right is a half body drawing of him in the same chibi style. 3 butterflies flutter around him, one resting on his finger. He greets them with a flustered smile. End ID]

JUST WAIT TILL I GLOW UP!!!!

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve been an Avatar girly, but this NEEDED to be reblogged

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

i wish disabled people got as much free shit as people think we got. i want snacks

[Image Description: Digital illustration of a large, diverse group of Black people of different ages, genders, sexualities, and abilities. The color palette is orange and green. The text reads, 'Black futures matter.' \End description]

Black Futures Matter

Digital illustration of a large diverse group of Black people of different ages, genders, sexualities, and ability. The color palette is orange and green. Text reads, 'Black futures matter.'

Since July is Disability Pride Month

(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)

I wanted to highlight one of my favorite artists: Liberal Jane.

What is occurring now in Gaza and the West Bank is nothing short of a MASS DISABLING EVENT, COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT, AND GENOCIDE!

What is happening in Gaza and the West Bank is a disability justice and Indigenous rights crisis! As a Disabled Queer person of Indigenous Descent, I cannot entertain the both sides narrative that has been rampant on Tumblr.

Vanessa Lubach - Tabitha's Kitten linocut

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Fuck it Rat Fairies

[ID: lettering art by OP. In the center the message "free Gaza" in red text is combined with the Palestinian flag and black blocking to make a square shape. The lettering for "free Gaza" has three red drops of blood in the enclosed parts of the letters. The background of the entire thing is a light tan color. In each corner is a motif of an olive branch. On the top and bottom of the border is written "free the people free the land" in red text, and on either side of the border is written "ceasefire now! ceasefire now!" in matching text. /End ID]

[Image Descriptions: 1. The phrase “I don’t need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness” is seen in a picture frame perched on the ledge of a table.

2. Xie Lian, wearing a white robe, has a worried and awkward expression on his face, with his hand cupping his chin.\End descriptions]

I’ve watched a few Chinese court dramas growing up and I have to say, nobody got game like Mao Mao

yeah your girl booped me. idk man you'll have to talk to her about it

happy April fools day you weeaboo shits *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you*

Pin for survivors

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

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