im not okay
sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong
LEGIT BRO OMG
cumming “too fast” is literally one of the hottest things possible, I don’t want to hear it slandered shut up shut up shut up shut up
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it.
“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair
“2023 was the year that everyone became horny for Pedro Pascal.” - Chelsea Handler
Please be normal
“Hey! How are you”
Sick. And tired. Actually ill and sleepy.
Also fucking horny I’m ovulating and have no energy to do anything so I cry
Okay I can’t take it anymore someone fuck me
BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK YIPPIE
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🧡, 💉, 🌊? Eh? Ehhhhh? Also I love reading your works from time to time☺️
Hii love!! Thank u so much<3 For this ask game!
🧡 What is your sexuality? I'm bisexual! For the most part of my childhood I thought I was a lesbian, but I came out of the closet as a bisexual when I was around 13. :3
💉Do you have tattoos and/or piercings? I do! I have an entire leg sleeve and 5 other tattoos on my knee and leg, as well as my right arm. I'm planning on getting a sleeve tattoo similar to the one Simon has soon enough. 👀 I have my septum, tongue and nipples pierced! Though my tongue piercing is probably closed after I had to remove the jewelry for emergency surgery. x_x
🌊 A kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged? CNC as a receiver! I think most people see it as a huge taboo irl, and I'm too shy to ask for it even if I really wanted to. efnbjhkjhfbejbhf