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had an idea for a barbershop quartet Hatsune Miku ballad.........

(lyrics below the cut!)

i have a voice

i’ll sing your tune

sing about the sun and stars and moon

but in the end

it’s up to you 

i sing your song

and that’s all that i ever do

every note

is made by you

what’s a blue haired, pigtailed girl to do

in the end

i make no sound

oh the songs i’d sing if you were not around!

i sing your song

all night long

never wrong

but i just sing along…

the tune is done

and I’m a star

i feel so close and yet so very far

in the end

it’s up to you

i sing your song

and that’s all I ever do

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

the average presidential election

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

was just going about my day then I remembered the Good Omens finale. Day effectively ruined.

"Army of the free" no dude that's holder of the grail

Trying to be normal in my AP U.S. history class every time my teacher shows the class an old timey American folk song because I immediately recognize it from the Mechanisms

"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom

what if its like atsv and theres multiple timelines/genders/versions of jonah magnus and its the magnusverse

when are we going to see pregnant jonah magnus

ITS 2AM I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT I JUST FINISHED MALEVOLENT EP 20 AND AAAAAAAA IT WAS LITERALLY PERFECT!!!! (Spoilers for ‘Malevolent’ Part 20)

THE SILLY GOOFY ENERGY BROUGHT IN BY MR. CAIN!! MORE STUFF FROM CARCOSA AND OTHER PARTS OF THE KING IN YELLOW MYTHOS! THE THING WITH LILY!! ARTHUR’S BANGER POEM! THE YELLOW GUY! THE YELLOW GUY! THE YELLOW GUY! ARTHUR AND JOHN FINALLY TRUSTING EACH OTHER AND BEING BESTEST OF BEST FRIENDS (OR MORE? IDK I THINK I CAN INTERPRET IT AS THEM BEING BESTIES?? IT WAS PRETTY GAY THO) GAHHHHH IT WAS ADORABLE! IT WAS PEAK WRITING AND I CANT WAIT TO CONTINUE ON THIS ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL OF A STORY GOD XKPLNOBTTOJBFREVOKYUAWS

in a genuinely shocking twist i was possessed for about 25 minutes and came back to... this?

by jove. why the fuck did i draw jane prentiss.

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!