“Kill Them With Kindness.” Of Course. Just Make Sure You Do Kill Them.

your life is not an optimization problem

Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

I made some emotes for me and my friend’s discord and I kinda liked them so I’m putting them here :D

Cat

ANXIETY TIP:

whenever I’m trying to reassure myself about something, instead of saying nice things to myself, I just add on “or they’ll kill me.”

Examples:

“Man, I didn’t do as well as I wanted on that test. Oh well, can’t freak out over it or they’ll kill me.”

“I meant to go to the store today but now it’s too late. Can’t worry about it though, or else they’ll kill me.”

“Yeah this weather sucks but I can’t complain! Or they’ll kill me.”

I highly recommend it! Really takes the edge off

oh how the turns have tables

I really want to make this comic so I’m planning out the characters and their designs and doing this has reminded me of how terrible I am at naming characters

Idk I just liked it