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i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

I just read a fanfic on wattpad that had me crying so hard i had to change out my fucking pillowcase

Jesus Christ almighty

Okay but what if frogs had wings?

bumper:)

Me in 1 sentence

I'm such a "pretends to be fine so no one suspects anything and then cries cause no one realized that I wasn't fine" kinda person

You also, MADE ME CRY

Scared to be Alone

Genre: Angst, fluff Pairing: ChanLix Word Count: 1K Summary: When the anxiety becomes to much, and Felix feels like he’s drowning, Chan is always there to help him through it. Warnings: Talk of anxiety and panic attacks, so if those trigger you, please don’t read.

As the adrenaline slowly left his system, and he arrived back at the dorm, Felix was once left with an empty feeling inside. Cold and aching, it was feeling he was far too familiar with. It normally settled in the pit of his stomach, heavy. It would take hours if not days for the feeling to slowly crawl upwards, clutching tightly at his chest and squeezing until breathing became difficult. But it never stopped there. It would push forward until the horrible taste of bile was in the back of his throat and tears threatened to fall from his eyes.

Anxiety? Panic? A little of both most likely, grasping at every part of Felix until he was consumed. And why? He couldn’t be entirely sure what caused it but he just knew it happened so often, usually when he was alone. It didn’t matter if he was surrounded by fans or his members, the feeling would come, trailing on the thoughts of loneliness - of the uncertainty of the future.

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Incorrect Skz texts

Chan: what if plants are just waiting for us to decompose so that they can absorb us and are just giving us oxygen to keep us alive till the end, because our only purpose is to be their food

Felix: du-

Felix: dude are you okay?

Minho: I adore my three cats. All three of them love me so much as well. The three cuddle with me every morning before they get their three meals in their three bowls. THREE.

Felix: Wow Hyung really seems to love his two cats.

Minho: *throws a chair at Felix*

I agree with @fuzzynecromancer its me and my friends at a sleepover

A crossword magazine told me that "... Giraffes don't have vocal cords". Idk why the ominous ellipsis was necessary, but they put it there

the crossword was lying to you, giraffes actually DO have vocal chords! that fact is an old wives tale that spread around because giraffes are a pretty quiet bunch. but they’re just the strong and silent type. 

giraffes have a larynx the same as other ungulates, which they occasionally use to bleat, honk, chortle, chorble, and.... make a horrifically ominous humming noise at night. look, there’s your cursed fact right there.

(horror movie sounds-effect humming starts at 0:23)