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He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive

I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

I think a lot of people really haven't considered the unlimited opportunities of being able to just commission art. Like you can literally just pay someone money to have them make practically whatever you want for you. Like you could probably hire some smaller soft rock band to write you a song about some shitty couple who obviously hate each other but instead of just breaking up already they keep getting drunk and fighting about the same damn subjects over and over and over while the neighbours can do nothing but listen to their publicly broadcasted private grievances.

And then put your stereos against the wall and play it on a constant loop until your annoying neighbours pause and go "wait, is this song about us?"

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralysed. vagina broke.

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

one of the many reasons polyvees works is that vox and velvette are both so misanthropic and repressed in their own ways that valentino is like a manic pixie dream girl to them. he mentions that he enjoys talking to strangers at the club and velvette is pretending not to listen but going 'god damn... you're such a quirky free spirit i could never' on the inside. he texts vox a blurry picture of a flower that tried to bite him the morning after their first date business meeting along with a ramble about what he ate for breakfast and a misremembered shakespeare quote and vox is like 'he could fix me'

unclear instructions Vox now has three mouths

50 years later:

(it's a screenshot, don't come at my throat pls)

Bonus the ugly photo:

Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.

Some sketches of Vox’s life after he lost everything, as he tries to get his life back together (and eventually his fellow Vees)

The sorta context is here ~

I like thinking about how Blitzø and Stolas are compatible in their messed up ways, but there's one clear incompatibility between them, on ground on their unresolved traumas;

Blitzø has anger issues, overactive fight reaction

while Stolas has been verbally attacked & abused by Stella for at least 17 years

Stolas has avoidant issues, overactive flight reaction

while Blitzø has been abandoned and ignored by many people practically whole his life

So it fucks with their relationship.

In Ozzie's Stolas avoids confrontation, Blitzø feels he's ashamed of him and gets upset and aggressive after giving Stolas a lift.

Later in the series, Stolas texts less and ,,gives Blitzø space" which makes Blitzø worried that he's not wanted anymore. Then when he's offered the crystal, it triggers him, making him convinced completely that he's being abandoned again. He jokes rudely, Stolas feels he's mocked and so he leaves, which causes Blitzø to lash out, which causes Stolas to kick him out...

They really need to resolve their internal problems first in order to work out

I HEAR YALL, I have added in Rosie, Velvette and Carmine into the list. Additionally, they are done! These little wittle blorbos will be turned into acrylic charms that will be opened for pre-orders till the 29th Feb 2024 SGT ✨

Every order will also come with a free sticker of the characters bought.

Store link

2/3 of the Vees | Breakfast AU (Part 4)

Having a mental breakdown listening to their friend scream for 2 days gay

Previous part

|1| - |2| - |3| - |4| (you're here) - |5| - |6| - |7|

They can't hide from it, they can't do anything. Vox is rethinking everything he knows about Alastor. He can't think of that silly deer guy with stupid radio voice and this monster who right now torturing his friend as one person. This isn't Alastor this is The Radio Demon and Vox just fails to accept that this is the same personperson. Because Vox wasn't around when Alastor used to kill overlords.

Valentino tries to drink himself to death to stop this nightmare at least for himself. Anyway fuck this guy, I'm not sorry for him

Drawing them kinda fun you know, i like their design

https://x.com/silverlinedcoat/status/1748210002299379863?t=WqMS4v7geWLjZw0sqfxGug&s=09

Not my art

The real artist is in the link above👆 (go there and follow them in the Twitter)

hazbin hotel character twitters

(repost since this got deleted) Until we actually find out more about their background and how they met, I'm going to operate under the assumption that Alastor just sort of found a newly-fallen Vox on a street corner one day and scooped him up and took him home like a stray cat because both the angst and the humor potential is absolutely peak.

They eventually fell out because Vox felt like Alastor always viewed him as more of an entertaining pet than a friend (and he wasn't totally wrong) and Alastor would rather drive away one of his closest friends than express his feelings for another person in a healthy way.

I've seen a few of these polls around before but the way they're phrased has always irked me, so

+ feel no need to specify how you voted in the tags or replies, I'm just curious about overall trends on here

+ this is specifically about how you engage in actual sex, not fantasies, fiction, masturbation, etc

+ having said that, define sex vs eroticized physical intimacy however you want, I'm not about to try and define sex and turn everyone in my notes into kinky diogenes

+ everyone be real niceys or you get instablocked. if this post suddenly becomes unrebloggable it's probably because people were not being real niceys.

How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III

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quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

"He deserves it." "He's irredeemable." "He's a monster." "Punish him." "Kill him."

Wow. Way to show off that extreme ableism and victim blaming mentality. Homelander is extremely sick and was indoctrinated into a cult. He doesn't have a true understanding of the gravitas of his actions. He's legally "criminally insane". If they fairly tried him for just a single crime he's ever committed with evidence. The only possible justified verdict would be:

"Not guilty by reason of insanity."

That's not even grounds for "redemption" let alone proof of an inability to be redeemed because there's nothing to atone for when he can't even make sound judgement over his own actions. It's like with Bucky Barnes. He was brainwashed and tortured from childhood and can't be held accountable for what he did in that state of mind. There's evidence of a severe need for healing and what he's done under that state becomes irrelevant. When the very messed up U.S. court systems are legitimately less ableist and harmful and bloodthirsty than society at large. That's a real problem.

Homelander's not innocent and I don't expect this show to save him because his story is meant to be a tragedy. But he's not to blame either. He is what the world and humanity made him to be and they'll just make another if he goes away. Vehement hatred for him is just proof of our own failings as a whole and a personal rejection of accountability for those failings.

"We" make society. "We" fuck people up. "We" made him.

Alastor is drawing

also some things he's drawing

jfdhgdgfkdhgjlrutihg[ohplrtnbfkldgpdjf i love Alastor and the fact that he loves drawing is just dlgkfhdghglk so cute

huh. he wouldn't want to show these to anyone...