A Great Change And A Great Way To Execute The Idea

haircut so bad it ruins you AND your bloodline permanently, it messes up your hair on an epigenetic level, 10 years later you have a son and he comes out with his shit all fucked up from the start

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

Honey I told you no gooning at the dinner table

Cast me far away♦️

american psycho if there was lunch

Deep Sea Mermaids

More of the coraline au 1/2

Having a boyfriend is literally free

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table