Having A Boyfriend Is Literally Free

american psycho if there was lunch

was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

sorry I can't go I have self sabotage tonight

came across this short of a dude Frankensteining different dragonfruit plants together and got a little emotional about the top comment that was supposed to be a joke.

no matter what happens to us we will continue to grow together. maybe these circumstances will force us closer and we'll turn into one messy amalgam of codependency but that won't stop us from growing

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!