Honey I Told You No Gooning At The Dinner Table

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

lonely wizard happy,, 💚

To sing! To dance!

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

Hetsuna!

american psycho if there was lunch

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

are they... you know... *plays a beautiful and complex melody on an imaginary piano*