Oroiide - Oliver

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

From my theatre experience. Every time an animatronic would move/disappear the entire audience would GASP AND SCREAM IN SHOCK

sorry I can't go I have self sabotage tonight

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.

a woman who just sucks so bad and is genuinely evil but mostly just sucks. like truly cannot conquer any kind of normal interaction, unfunny, conniving, out of touch, loser type of woman. with a news broadcaster voice no less

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

for you and your warped reflection